Rabu, 18 Januari 2012

Dustin Eats...


My boy Dustin INVENTED Studio Booth a lot of people shark bite the kid but "Nobody beats the wiz..." He be on the road a lot and sends photos of food. He says this is the best meal he's ever had. Oklahoma Joe's. No Williamsburg BBQ prices here, $13 all-in. Talk amongst yaselves...

Adidas Chinese New Year


So, this may be confusing.

Adidas Dinner the 23rd is fully booked... stop textin me, yall birds know who you eeeeiiiisss. BUT if you didn't get seats for the 23rd, we got 8 to 12 left for the 24th. If that isn't your flow, then we STILL got somethin for that ass. Adidas Chinese New Year Party the night of the 23rd. Open Ciroc Bar from 10 to 11pm.

All your favorite downtown NY hosts in the house: Max Koshkerman, Simonez Wolf, and of course James Cruickhlasufoiajslkdghsaljfank. Catch me by the COCONUT CIROC! CIROC BOY IS IN THE BUILDING

Selasa, 17 Januari 2012

We Fux Wit Lana Del Rey



Yo, just on some real quick shit I want to say this Lana Del Rey hate is bullshit. I fux with Juliette Lewis, but come on, you like 13 years older than this girl. And Eliza Dushku?

"Who.....is.....this wack-a-doodle chick performing on #SNL..? Whaaaa?" - Dushku

When your best work was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back you kinda don't have anything to stand on. The nicest thing I can say about Dushku is "Nice Tits" and shouts to being Albanian. I fux with Action Bronson.

This is how I see the whole Lana Del Rey thing. She's ILL. 20 Million people wouldn't be watching her videos if it sucked. The people hating are the ones that don't like her style, Brian Williams-types calling her a hipster, and every one that likes to see artists eat shit, catch herpes, and get shelved multiple times before ever having an album go gold. Look, some people got to play the NIT, D-League, and then pray to make training camp. I get that a lot of you had to pay dues. IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE A NO TALENT ASS-CLOWN. If you are talented like this chick, you get SNL before you have a record out. We're all seeing Lana a bit early, but we know that. We know she hasn't been doing bullshit gigs at Mercury Lounge since the late 90s. Her rise is meteoric and we're going to see her growing pains on front st but its because so many people fux with her NOT because she's not good enough. Every one trying to bury this girl on one performance is jealous or some tired chick with nice tits.

I'm telling you. When shawty's album drops this week, it's over. I guarantee you all eat your words. We out, happy chinese new year BLAP BLAP BLAP



And for the record, people that still use the word "hipsters" are ass backwards. That movement is over. We already kicked the shit out of those fools and took their clothes. This opening ceremony shit looks good on the kid. BLAP BLAP BLAP.

Senin, 16 Januari 2012

Baohaus 3rd Annual Chinese New Years Dinner

A few months into opening Baohaus on Rivington, we hosted our first Chinese New Years dinner. We invited friends and family from the neighborhood for a cramped but fun night. Eddie messed around and somehow managed to bang out 5 or 6 courses from that easy bake kitchen of ours. The food wasn't ground breaking but we popped mad bottles of Maotai Bai Jiu and the energy and love was beyond dope. First time customers from that dinner are today some of our best friends. Check out pics and our post about the dinner here. It was a special night that we won't ever forget and ever since we've marked Chinese New Years on our calendars as one of our most anticipated days of the year.

Last year we held the dinner at No. 7 in Fort Greene,BK with our boy Tyler Kord Click here for Sam Sifton's NYT Review of last year's dinner.

This year, it's the year of the Dragon and we are celebrating in grand fashion with one of our biggest dinners yet. On Tuesday, January 24th, we will be hosting our 3rd Annual Chinese New Years dinner at LTO (171 East Broadway, formerly B.East). The menu features brand new dishes that Eddie has been working on in anticipation for this dinner. Don't miss it!


Seating is limited so RESERVE NOW.
To secure seats for you and your guests, email us at reservations@baohausnyc.com with your name, phone #, guest count, and a credit card to secure the reservation.

Seatings are available between 7:00pm to 9:30pm but spots are filling up fast.

Happy New Years! Gong Xi Fa Cai, Xing Nian Kuai Le!
Hope to see you there!

Evan

Masaryk by Nike


Last week, the homie Damien Bulluck gave me a pass to Masaryk, the new gym that Nike Basketball built in the LES. For real, it is the illest gift anyone has ever hit the kid off with. Not only does it solve the problem of basketball in the dead of NYC winter, but they hooked it up with hyper dunks...


A shooting machine...


A NBA trainer...


AND A NEW JUMPER. WHAT UP TONY DOUGLAS? IMA TAKE UR SPOT ON THE BENCH SON.


After the initial run is over, Nike's giving the court to the neighborhood so Masaryk is definitely getting hooked up too. #MakeItCount . Shouts to Game 7, Damian, Susana, Kristen, you already know!

Jumat, 06 Januari 2012

For those without Cooking Channel!



For all yall without Cooking Channel, the show is up on youtube now. Peep it! My favorite segment is above. Here are the others:







Thanks to John T, John Jay, and all the restaurants that let me come tell Ike Turner jokes.

Senin, 02 Januari 2012

NYE @ THE ACE


If you ever throw a 'tel-ly party, go Room 1011. Undefeated. Don't say I didn't tell you... Shouts to Steven Lau for all the photos. Peace to all the gods that threw down on the room and booze: Sparkz, Steve, Raf, Berto, Doug Life, and of course Phil "I Invited Every NY'er with Adobe Illustrator" Chang. Sorry to all the homies that didn't get in. Line was crazy out front for the room, but I told yall to come early and sneak through your choice of April Bloomfield Restos! FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS B.


Pa-pa-pa-PARTY SUPPLIES!!!


Phil, why you showin me this amazon.com card b? You know I only fux with that black and platinum shit. We gon get that crunchy jump all of his lump! Look how excited Dustin was to get up in Phil's wallet. I like the hunger kid, let's keep that goin in 2012!!! WILD GREMLINS WE HONGRY WIT A "O".


Andy was holdin' court on some storytellin' PDX Magellan shit. I see u cousin! Tell em why you mad son!


Every one's favorite, Kerin Rose, came through with the newest illest in Stark Industries. I SEEN IT LIKE A ZENITH, HER DRESS TO FUTURISTIC FOR YALL!


You know it wasn't a party without that hen-rock so I had to call the #1 HENNY REPRESENTER, Cat Ahn.


Every party Cat go to she bring two things: Henn Rock and SUe Kang. If I was a travel agent, I would put this poster up with the caption "Shawties exquisite... Korea, great place to visit."


Then we all waited for the ball to drop. Phil looked real scurred in the back surrounded by drunk people haha


Then all hell broke loose and ur boy went beast mode. Every thing got sprayed. MEGA PAUSE


Once the clock struck 12, Eric's girls all broke out in mustaches!


Zombies appeared.


Asians perpetuated stereotypes by lighting fireworks IN THE JOINT. (note to the hotel: I did not authorize this, but I did accidentally enjoy it very much.)


Someone drank my Moet! FYI, if you at a party and you see like 20 bottles of Andre and one bottle of moet, that shit is most likely not for you. It's not that good, but I'm just sayin... It's not andre.


Ekaterina AKLDJFSOIULAKJ brought all her fly friends from Kamchatka. LOVE U BOO.


Kenzo came with that combo #5 crispy 'LO Sweater game


Larry and the Pipitones


Nia and Samantha doin what they always do... STUNTIN IS A HABIT


"What am I gonna do Dougie? Go down to Margaritaville? Drink half a yard and fall off of barstools?"


The Jewish Delegation was in the house. Who Cam best friend? MY ATTORNEY!


Berto brought a bunch of dudes that still shop at Structure. HAHAHA


Quagmire found love.


And we out... Thanks to the Ace... sorry about the mess :)


RACK CITY BITCH